The Lestrade to my Mycroft
Salt and Pepper idiots
She's my wife now
I lured these two with porn
My own platonic polygamy
My vampire fantasy
An actually flawless human being
My bloodporn muse
My fuel for art
We need to have a little chat about whAT THE FUCK YOUR FACE IS DOING, I MEAN, REALLY!?!?
#it's like #elastic or some shit #rein it in #this isn't even the worst one it froze on #omfg